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Funny Products Charles W. Parker 09/OCT/1964 Have you heard about the new cigarette? It's called Timesaver. Has a filter on one end - the other end is packed first with instant coffee, then comes toothpaste. Next is breath purifier and finally some aspirin. You wake up in the morning, light a cigarette, brush your tooth, sweeten your breath and cure a hangover all at the same time.