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PD: Health Phyllis Gag 08/AUG/1969 A dog bit me - and the doctor thought I had hydrophobia - so he told me to write out my last wishes. It took me so long he said: Isn't that an awfully long will?" I said: "Will - who's writing a will - this is a list of people I'm going to bite."