Viewing page 241 of 354

This transcription has been completed. Contact us with corrections.

PD: Health
Phyllis Gag
08/AUG/1969
A dog bit me - and the doctor thought I had hydrophobia - so he told me to write out my last wishes.  It took me so long he said:  Isn't that an awfully long will?"  I said:  "Will - who's writing a will - this is a list of people I'm going to bite."