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GOLF
Phyllis Gag. DETOURS
12/MAR/1971
A golfer was positioning his ball at the first tee when, suddenly, a gorgeously gowned bride-to-be came running up to him. The golfer waved her away. "I told you specifically, Sylvia," he said, "only if it rains."