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HOLIDAYS: X-MAS ORBEN'S CURRENT COMEDY 05/DEC/1984 When buying a Christmas tree, follow these simple rules. First, shake the tree for freshness and see if any needles fall to the ground. Second, ask the price -- and see if you fall to the ground.