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HOLIDAY: New Year's Eve ORBEN'S CURRENT COMEDY 15/DEC/1982 New York City is the cheapest place to celebrate New Year's Eve -- because by the time you get dressed, set the burglar alarm. start the tape of the dog barking, pull down the steel window shutters, alert the neighborhood Crime Watch, double - check the four deadbolt locks, the two combination locks and the door chain - by the time you do all that, it's January 5th.