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HOTEL
Phyllis Diller
SEP/1982
YOU ARE IN A ROTTEN HOTEL IF:
The Air conditioning makes more noise than your car. If the soap is less than 1/8 of an inch thick. If the headboard is pasted to your wall. If the couch is plaid and makes up into another bed. If all the furniture is wood veneer.