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HOTEL Phyllis Diller SEP/1982 YOU ARE IN A ROTTEN HOTEL IF: The Air conditioning makes more noise than your car. If the soap is less than 1/8 of an inch thick. If the headboard is pasted to your wall. If the couch is plaid and makes up into another bed. If all the furniture is wood veneer.