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ILLNESSES
John Lang
16/JUL/1982
"You Could Have a Serious Problem if..."
1. Your doctor looks at your health check-up report... and suddenly starts to cry.
2. Your pill-intake ...weighs more than your food-intake
3. Your dentures...start to ache. Your dentist says they need fillings.
4. You spend twenty-minutes...looking for the glasses you are wearing.