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PD: House Phyllis Gag SEP/1964 My housekeeping is the worst - when we sold our house, the lady is looking at it - and she says "Does this wall to wall carpeting go with it?" I said: That's not a carpet - that's dirt - it was nubby. I said: if you don't like it - roll it up and send it to a friend.