
This transcription has been completed. Contact us with corrections.
JOKES PHYLLIS DILLER GAGS AUG/1984 A man trying to teach his parrot to talk, said "Good morning" to it each day for several months, but the bird never responded. One morning the man out of sorts, walked right by the bird without his usual greeting. The parrot eyed him coldly and said: "Well, what's the matter with you this morning?"