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KIDS
Phyllis Gag. Mrs. McKinley (Bonnie's mother)
19/FEB/1971
At a cocktail party a woman was questioning her psychiatrist about her problem with her two little boys. They swore every other breath and used foul language. He told her that for this time she should disregard psychology; that he himself would knock them down. The next day she asked son number one what he would like for breakfast. When he replied "I'll take some Goddamned rice krispies," she knocked him off the stool. Turning to son number 2 she said "Now, Fred, what would you like?" "I'm damned if I know. But you can be your sweet ass it won't be rice krispies."