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KIDS
R. ORBEN 
19/JAN/1989
Who says that today's kids don't have a commercial instinct?Yesterday I heard a five year old ask,"Grandpa,is it true that you take your teeth out every night?" The old man nodded. The kid asked, "And you put them in a glass of water?" The old man nodded again. The kid said, "Why don't you put them under your pillow and make some money?"

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