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PHYLLIS: Childhood 
Orben Gags
APR/1976
We used to have a local beauty contest in my home town and it was pathetic.  There was this one girl with buck teeth, thick eyeglasses, knock-knees, and pimples---and every year she used to enter it.  What made it so pathetic---she won.