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PD: Cooking Phyllis Gag NOV/1964 If you have left-over lettuce - it's wilted - and guests are coming - cover it with rhinestones - and serve with dressing made of tarragon vinegar - chives, and rubber cement - it is guaranteed to stick to the lettuce - the roof of your mouth - your teeth - in fact - it will stick your teeth together - and you will say thinks like:
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