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LAWYER
UNKNOWN
UNKNOWN
AT A DINNER PARTY, A DOCTOR WAS BORD TO DISTRACTION BY THE WOMAN ON HIS RIGHT WHO BARRAGED HIM WITH A LIST OF SYMPTOMS THAT LASTED FROM THE SOUP TO THE DESSERT.
DURING COFFEE, HE TURNED TO THE WOMAN ON HIS LEFT.  NODDING HIS HEAD TO THE RIGHT, HE SAID, "THIS WOMAN HAS TALKED ABOUT NOTHING BUT HER SYMPTOMS EVER SINCE WE SAT DOWN.  DO YOU THINK I SHOULD CHARGE HER $100 FOR A CONSULTATION FEE?"
"CERTAINLY," SAID THE WOMAN SYMPATHETICALLY.  "INCIDENTALLY, THAT WILL BE $50.  I'M A LAWYER."