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MARRIAGE
FUNNY STUFF
01/APR/1993
A WOMAN IS DESCRIBING HER MISSING HUSBAND TO THE POLICE: "WELL, OFFICER HE'S SHORT, BALD, FAT, WITH AN ANNOYING HIGH PITCHED VOICE- HE DRESSES LIKE A SLOB- HAS A FIVE DAY GROWTH OF BEARD AND....IN FACT- NEVER MIND.