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MARRIAGE TO FANG
ORBEN GAGS
APR/1976
Have you noticed how everything today is lemon-scented? Deodorizers smell of lemon. Floor polish smells of lemon. Furniture wax smells of lemon. Even the bathroom bowl smells of lemon. It's ridiculous. You walk into any house and it's like drowning in a wiskey sour. Don't get me wrong. I have nothing against lemons. I married Fang!

Transcription Notes:
"Whiskey" misspelled.